There were eggs in the store, so he bought a dozen gallons of milk because his wife didn’t say ‘a dozen eggs’.In business since 1981, Ayers Basement Systems is a growing, multi-million dollar organization with approximately 100 employees. He took the instructions logically rather than thinking about other meanings. Noble gases (Helium, Neon, etc) have low to no chemical reactivity. Rather than pouring an infinite number of beers, the bartender pours two pints, which is what all the orders cannot exceed (the ‘limit’).ġ3. A rhetorical question doesn’t have an answer (?).ġ2. Come on, surely you know about Schrödinger’s cat.ġ1. If you’re going really fast, red light can appear green.ġ0. H2O is water, while H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide, which can kill people. The number two is written as 10 in binary.Ĩ. Latin grammar puts the verb at the end of a sentence, and Cicero spoke in long sentences.ħ. A good thesaurus would include synonyms for the word ‘terrible’, not just the same word again.Ħ. Based on Sartre’s philosophy, as written in Being and Nothingness, absence is a quality something can have as part of its existence.ĥ. In Latin, when the singular of something ends in -us, the plural ends in -i.Ĥ. He’s taken the saying ‘Hindsight is 20/20’ and simplified the fraction to get 1.ģ. The statistical average of the two shots would hit the deer.Ģ. However, just in case, here are some explanations:ġ.

Now, we’re pretty sure you’re smart enough to have worked these out by yourselves. The programmer returned with 13 packets of milk

A programmer received a shopping list: “Buy a packet of milk, if they have eggs buy a dozen”.

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